Forever Eden, please go away
Hope you'll end up on syndication someday
With it to be a hit, these ratings spell out doom
So every Friday, I would watch it in my room
I know to you, it might sound strange
But this program is lame
(Oh,this program is getting lame)

This show is so badly, I wanna watch something else (Turn to NBC)
But everyone knew L&O's on at the same time
Banishment time, 'cause someone is going home, ah yeah
Someone took half the coins and gone, I would never explain
how this program is lame
(Oh, this program is getting lame)
Lame, Lame, Lame
(Oh, this program is getting lame)

(instrumental)

Day in, day out, my small-head face stared against the TV screen
I search the sites, to see my teams wins, 'cause...
Surfing the sites is better, and someone will ever know
Who gets banished, banished, on their final night
Wish I had some cable here, I refused to explain
how that program got lame
(oh, this program is getting lame)

Getting lame, getting lame, getting lame
I need cable to disguise this show from my eyes...