Migraines are a real pain! I used to get those often. I hope 555 Excedrins can cure your migraine!

Nothing funny about a migraine... but setting it to a fluffy bubblegum tune is!

"How do you spell relief?" F I V E S

Could be a cephaloparotuna!

Believe this or not, but a study once showed that the majority of migraines could be prevented if, at the first sign of onset, the victim were to have a, uh.... "climactic release" (solo or duet). Applied to both males and females. Would make for some interesting business meetings:
"Ms. Jones, are you ready to make your presentation?"
"Uh, if you'll just excuse me for a few minutes".

The study never got much publicity -- probably rather suppressed -- puritan resistance, plus you can't patent it, and the loss of sales to drug companies. So go ahead, try it -- it couldn't hurt!

@TJC: "Primum non nocere". Try the non-invasive (so to speak cough cough) treatment first, before jumping on the more extreme measure of cephaloparotunectomy. (No wonder health care costs are so high!)

One of my first parodies was about a girlfriend who was a pain in the wallet. Same melody. I just learned something from Tommy about the headache treatment. I doubt "My Girl" would have bought that bit of medical advice.

@Patrick: No, but would "Your girl" have brought that treatment when needed? :-)