Verse 1: I got duped, mad as could be
Cuz a pretty face got the best of me
Suddenly this chick caught my sight
And asked me sweetly to swim tonight
Grabbed a towel and I ran from my house
I took off my clothes, she just laughs and shouts
And she said, “Dipping’s just for skinnies! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
I know that I am not so skinny
(“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Oh yeah!”)

Verse 2: Now I stand bare-assed cold and dangling
And shrivel up to a piece of string
Some six-pack abs I may not possess
But what I have in poundage
I match with love excess
Some abs and pecks may rev some girls jets
But I’ll take cheesecake in a sec
So she said, “Dipping’s just for skinnies! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
And I thought I would get lucky tonight
(“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Oh yeah!”)
Oh baby! Oh no! (Oh yeah! Oh yeah!)
“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
(“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Oh yeah!”)
Ooo ! Yes it is, yes it is

Verse 3: Your friends laugh as I’m leavin’ this snare
And they were pointing at my derriere
You have a sleazy personality
And that’s an ever evil bitch quality!
You tricked me so bad, so bad I cried
So I’ll tell the world you got Herpes on prom night
I know that dipping’s just for skinnies, I don’t care!
And I believe that you won’t be sayin’ dipping’s just for skinnies!
(Dipping’s just for skinnies, that’s fair!)

Outro: So if your looking for a sucker (Oh yeah!)
Take a look at yourself my friend (Oh yeah!)
You may be hot right at this time (Oh yeah)
But just wait ‘til you’re forty-nine!