-> "Change of Heart"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Heart"
Original Performer:
The Tin Man
Parody Song Title:
"Change of Heart"
The Lyrics
When a man prefers to work
He shouldn't be such a jerk
And that is just the start
I could be a good big brother
And even have a lover
If I only had a heart
I'd be eager, I'd be sharing
And particularly caring
Regarding each card's art
I'd be friends with the mutt
And his stupid sister slut
If I only had a heart
Picture me ... a balcony ...
Above a voice sings low--
Wherefore art thou, poor Seto?
I see Miss Wheeler.
Hoo, boy, she's a healer!
I like her hair so red
Really must take her to bed
I think I'm gonna fart
I'd feel these dueling emotions
Oh God, where'd I put my lotions?!
If I only had a heart
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