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Song Parodies -> "S & M Style Land"

Original Song Title:

"Gilligan's Island TV theme"

Original Performer:

The Wellingtons

Parody Song Title:

"S & M Style Land"

Parody Written by:

Lifeliver

The Lyrics

I've always wanted to have my wanton way with ths shipwreck shanty. As a teen, I was trapped in a family that not only watched it but enjoyed it over TV dinners. Pity me.

S&M STYLE LAND

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
The tail of a mistress whip
Imparted in a tropic port
The broad - one tiny Nip

My mate was a mighty sporting man
Was chipper, brave and sure
Five 'massages' he bought that day
For a three-hour cure
Three-hour endure

But whether she was sterner stuff
He found out to his cost
One stroke and the courage of his fearless hue
Was minnow-sized and bossed
His minnow-wood was lost

The lashlove flicked on the shore of
His uncharted desert isle
He's ill again
Not chipperoo
No debonaire staff of life
Porn movie star
Her professional hand soon found land
Here on 'S&M Style'

'You next!' she snarled. 'Clothes cast away!
Me thrash you a long long time
You'll have to make the best of things
Shriek and scream, wall climb!

'Your best mate had to strip, now you
I'll do my very best
So don't you get too comfortable
No mercy and no rest!'

No shirt, no shorts, no underpants
Not a single dignity
She's ready to let loose-oh
Diminutive as can be

So join us here next week, butt-ends
You're sure to feel docile
From seven or more whip crackaways
Here on 'S&M Style'


Created by Surewould Schwartz, starring Bob Devious, Al Inhale Jr, Jim Backass, Natalie Chafer, Tina Lou Wheeze, Dawn Welts and Rascal Johnson

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Callmelennie - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
A while back, perhaps before you showed up, I did a parody about seven jihadis stranded in a cave in the Hindu Kush mountains because of an air raid and called it "Gilligan's Islam" It's in my index dated 2012-02-16
AFW - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Tricky use of this oldie..I liked the punned names at the bottom
Meriadoc - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
First you're messin' with Christmas, and then something even MORE SACRED...the greatest theme song ever...oh the ignominy! ;)

Lots of perfect subs. Especially liked "me thrash you a long long time" and his minnow wood.
Lifeliver - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry. Don't tell me: you like 'The Brady Bunch' too? (That's a good one for my 'hit list', bwa ha ha!) Actually, the Gilligan theme's quite catchy - it's the show itself that's mind-numbing.

Interesting the line you mentioned. It was a dilemma whether to go with the stereotype 'me love you long time' or insert the 'a' which brings it closer to the OS, but diminishes the characterization. My fave was actually the part I hardly changed: 'on the shore of his uncharted desert isle'. I love it when just removing one letter transforms the whole context. Such things matter to me. Perhaps Lifeliver should get a life, lol.
Peregrin - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I like your life the way it is, if this is what it produces! Su-poib!
Peregrin - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
LL, the following should in no way put you off your idea to send up the Brady Bunch. I want to see it. Never can get enough Brady bashing :)

In the meantime, please have a look at this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bigcountry0.shtml

Accompanying video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-IhhSfPrHc
Meriadoc - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
LL - you know 'dessert isle' might have worked well too! :D On second look I really like:

No shirt, no shorts, no underpants
Not a single dignity

Never watched an episode of the Brady Bunch in my life, but I loved Gilligan.
Lifeliver - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Callmelennie - thanks for the link, enjoyed it and left v/c

Peregrin - ditto; also your support about abstaining rather than one-bombing. Good to know I'm not the only one

AFW - Glad you enjoyed the name play. There'll be more to come.

Meriadoc - thanks for the second look and comment. I wish more people would do that, and not just on my work
Dave W. - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Skipperrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Tell them to stop!!!

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