Song Parodies -> "Slimeball Dealer"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Slimeball Dealer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when this happens?

(Car Sputtering)
(Honking)

Ever since I smashed my lemon
I talked to this A-Hole
From Chevys down to Pick-Ups
I must of tried them all
But I can't do business with him
He's downing alcohol
That really dumb, and vile dude
Sure is a mean A-Hole

"Screw You" is his motto
He's selling jalopies
Dents in all the fenders
Buy 1 get rats free
A rusted car ignition
The mile gage is full
That really dumb, and vile dude
Sure is a mean A-Hole

He's a Slimeball Dealer
Face covered all in zits
A Slimeball Dealer
Has just lost all his wits

Why do you think he does it?
(To make dough)
Selling Skills No Good

Ain't no big attractions
Interior of each car smells
See headlights smashed in
That Geo looks like hell
Always full of decay
Never starts at all
That really dumb, and vile dude
Sure is a mean A-Hole

I thought I was
The Speed-Demon King
But I got landed
With a Mini Van by him

(Test Drive)

Even though it's held by cables
I'm afraid that it's the best
A redneck's mocking it
And now I'm getting pissed
I like crazy flip the finger
Hick's charging like a bull
That really dumb, and vile dude
Got me in a big mean brawl!!!

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Red Ant - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Very good parody Matthias

Spaff.com - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment

"Buy 1 get rats free" - heh heh. Kudos also for your "mean pinball" sub.

stuart mcarthur - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment

I think you're venting your spleen here, matthias - and whoever did it to you, you done got him good - 555

Red Ant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-S05) See above, and I've seen a few dealers who come (un) remarkably close to this parody. What's the joke-ah:

Dealer: We stand beside every car we sell
Customer: Don't you mean behind every car you sell?
Dealer: Not with the mechanics I have working for me!

Agrimorfee - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Pretty good. I wish you had stuck with the topic all the way through instead of the unexpected road rage situation at the end. Funny substitutions of original words throughout.

Stuart McArthur - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(S) see above - excellent pacing here, too, matthias :-)

Dominic L. - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Good pacing, but.. I didn't find it that funny.. sorry

Rick C - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) As others have said, it was well-paced but, I didn't find it really funny. 544

Johnny D - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good rhyming to many of the original's syllables.

Larry Hensley - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Funny.

Adam Eccleshall - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Great song :-)

Scathe - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Lemon fresh parody.

Arwen - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--I know that I'm a total weirdo...but the phrase "a-hole" just always makes me laugh. So...lots of giggling here...and the parody was very nice, too!

Jeff Reuben - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC: Well done!

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