Song Parodies -> "Terrorist Training Camp"

Original Song Title:

"Tommy's Holiday Camp"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Terrorist Training Camp"

Parody Written by:

Brad Schuman

The Lyrics

It always cracked me up how men in the Middle East have this thing about having to go to the afterlife FIRST before getting 72 virgins for their erotic pleasures. (How else can you get a 16 year old "raging hormone" to willfully die before losing their own virginity??)

Good Morning, Soldiers...

I'm your Uncle Binny and
I welcome you to Terrorist Training Camp!...
The camp with the Bloodfest...
Never mind the Corpses...
When you join Al Qaida...
You're stuck with us FOREVER!!!!!!......hahahahaha!!!

Meet your tribal counseler,
He'll show you how die for our Jihad!...
Then you'll go meet Allah...
He'll give you lots of Virgins...
In the Astral Strip Club...
You'll fornicate FOREVER!!!!!!.....

(Ending on organ-scale "walk-down")

Can't you just picture Osama jumping around like Krusty the Clown singing this??

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