-> "Strange Cravings"
Original Song Title:
"Acid Queen"
Parody Song Title:
"Strange Cravings"
The Lyrics
A growing child inside me now
Great foods will make him right
Could you do a favor for me now
I know that it's midnight...
I'm so dizzy--from strange cravings
Get me fries and brats
I'm so dizzy---from strange cravings
Now get me cold kumquats!
Run out right now---run to the store
Feed me my desire
Pickles, muffins, cookies galore
Taste buds are on fire!
I'm so dizzy--from strange cravings
Fill up the whole cart!
I'm so dizzy--from strange cravings
Ooops, did I just fart?
Olives (with pits), and Melba Toast
A jelly-slathered scone
Pasta with alfredo sauce will do
And ice cream, Rocky Road!
(Mommytobe on a feeding frenzy during guitar solo)
I think I'm done now, thanks to him
Oh wait, one more stalk of endive
That's all it takes, that wasn't much
Thank you dear, good night
I was dizzy--from strange cravings
You're the best, sweetheart!
I was dizzy--from strange cravings
And now the day will start...
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