Song Parodies -> "I'm Free (Pete Breathes A Sigh Of Relief)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Free"

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"I'm Free (Pete Breathes A Sigh Of Relief)"

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The Lyrics

Sung by Mr. Careful-With-His-Guitars, just cleared of his charges, thank God. Whoops, sorry PC lefties, thank whoever you choose to believe in.

I'm free
I'm free
But I will go on a registry
I'm free
I'm free
And they never went through to charging me

Have I told you why I clicked to see the porno sites?
You'd laugh and say "that's cause you're pedo"
I won't be told any times no more
They got me, Operation Ore
Now I'm warned and made a sex offender

I'm free
I'm free
But I will go on a registry

I'm free
I'm free
And they never went through to charging me

Underage porno
Underage porno-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

Townshend's been warned, but this won't do anything to save his career (which was done anyway). The Who's still one of my favorite bands though. Maybe my previous Pete song didn't convey this, but hey, no possession is good. I admire Pete's honesty, although the research thing didn't rest well. Normally, one would remember if he was sexually abused. Even if he was 5.

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