-> "Boris the Drinker"
Original Song Title:
"Boris the Spider"
Parody Song Title:
"Boris the Drinker"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Look, on barstool he has sat.
Pink and white-haired, very fat.
Room is spinning 'round his head.
He's a democrat, ex-Red.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Now he's dropped on to the floor.
He's been there since ninety-four.
Met Bill Clinton 'bout halfway.
Only was half-drunk that day.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
He's shaped kind of like a ball.
Doesn't seem to move at all.
Now he jumps onto the stage.
Does this dance, he should be caged.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
He brought tyranny to end.
Communism will not mend.
He laid Russia's power down.
Putin runs them into ground.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
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