My teeth once looked pretty good together
Now abuse made them look so weathered
I've got an aching tooth pain gone awry
From smoking Pall Malls yellow colored dyed
My mouth should be on a show that's animated
On an inbred bug, teeth so desecrated, yech

Aching tooth, and more are cracked
If the wind blows through my nerves contract
My face goes white, and my head rears back
My dentist said I paid for his cadillac

Teeth are torn I chew baby food in my mouth
One side of my teeth points due east, but the east looks like down south
No one can win a dare and make me smile
My extraction fears grow all the while
I'm a poster child Golem, looks imply
Please pull it out, and the circus I will try, I will try

Aching tooth soaked with gin
Aching tooth my grinchy grin
Aching tooth what I've become
At least side shows will pay for rum.....