Ever since I’ve been a rock star,
I’ve really had it all,
Sex, drugs and rock and roll,
I’ve really had a ball
Now I’m old and jaded,
I need to be reborn,
So I fire up my PC, and download kiddie porn

Surfing on the Internet
For hours and hours a day,
Sometimes I get the stuff for free
Sometimes I have to pay,
And in the early morning,
Just about at dawn,
My hard drive is crammed full
Of downloaded kiddie porn

I’m a pedo wizard,
I can’t get enough
I can’t stop looking at all this porno stuff

(Why do you think he does it)
I don’t know
(Is he just a fool)?

And now I’m getting busted,
They’ll jail me for a bit
They got my information
From that little Texan shit
My rock star reputation
Won’t help me through this storm
Cause I’m sure as shit guilty of
Downloading kiddie porn

We thought he was
A rock and rolling star
But now we hope
He step in front of a car
(Why do you think he did it)
I don’t know
(I hope he rots in jail)

Now I’m a sex offender
My names there on the list
All my friend have disappeared
Life is just the pits
And now the people shout at me, their voices full of scorn
Stardom’s no protection
For downloading kiddie porn