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Song Parodies -> "Got Kids In His Sights"
Original Song Title:
"The Kids Are Alright"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"Got Kids In His Sights"
Parody Written by:
VU
The Lyrics
His war crimes include murdering boys and girls
His kind come straight from the gates of hell
He blows children away and it gives him delight
For him it’s a good time to have kids in his sights
It gives him delight
Gun crimes are just one type for which he pays
Hell’s slime are kissing his ass every day
He’s got trolls, toads and gnomes competing for his time
For him it is sublime to have kids in his sights
He kills with delight
His dolts won’t revolt ’cause they’re under the thumb of this turd
If they took a stand they would quickly be interred
His whore-slime fine with murdering boys and girls
Toe line and they will do pretty well
If they don’t, show some guts, he will put out their lights
With his orders they’re fine and put kids in their sights
With it they’re alright
Their war crimes include murdering boys and girls
Their kind at his back and front gates knelt
To blow and butt-buffet and give him great delight
That’s how they toe the line, putting kids in their sights
To give him delight
Their lips serve him right
They’ll nip but not bite
His kind come straight from the gates of hell
He blows children away and it gives him delight
For him it’s a good time to have kids in his sights
It gives him delight
Gun crimes are just one type for which he pays
Hell’s slime are kissing his ass every day
He’s got trolls, toads and gnomes competing for his time
For him it is sublime to have kids in his sights
He kills with delight
His dolts won’t revolt ’cause they’re under the thumb of this turd
If they took a stand they would quickly be interred
His whore-slime fine with murdering boys and girls
Toe line and they will do pretty well
If they don’t, show some guts, he will put out their lights
With his orders they’re fine and put kids in their sights
With it they’re alright
Their war crimes include murdering boys and girls
Their kind at his back and front gates knelt
To blow and butt-buffet and give him great delight
That’s how they toe the line, putting kids in their sights
To give him delight
Their lips serve him right
They’ll nip but not bite
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Your parody was my first exposure to the song, and I usually skip parodies when I don't know the OS. But I'm glad I looked it up. I enjoyed both the OS and your parody. The first thought that comes to mind relates to the Who more than your parody. But if you will indulge me: The OS impresses me as a parody of a blend of Please Please Me and All My Lovin', both Lennon-McCartney songs. It SOUNDS like a Beatles song. By contrast, the Chiffons got a good chunk of change from George Harrison when they sued him for My Sweet Lord being plagiarized from He's So Fine. Go figure. As to your parody, the syllable counts were good, as were your rhyming schemes and cadence patterns (Did the accented syllables fall in the right places?) I especially liked your selection of "interred." was a little confused about who, if anyone, the parody was about.
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