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Song Parodies -> "Substance Toot"
Original Song Title:
"Substitute"
Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"Substance Toot"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
It says in my bio I like Who songs. So I gotta go with it.
My friends sure like to get stoned together
Don't think my nose is made of leather
It's the substance toot for the other guys
I look pretty straight cause I can't get high
A simple line of coke is too darn addictive
Don't go to many parties cause I'm so restrictive -yeah
Substance toot -not today
Substance toot -don't want to play
Substance toot -It costs too much
Substance toot -I think it's just a stupid crutch
I was born with a dad that smoked tobacco
If he didn't get his fix, he'd turn into a freaking whacko
And now his angry puffy face I see
Whenever I get offered "Ecstasy"
I just don't think that drugs and I agree
So when it comes my way I say not for me
Not for me
Substance toot --your eyes look shot
Substance toot --I don't want any of that hash or pot
Substance toot --I feel all right without using crack
Substance toot --I say let me drive, you sit in the back
Don't think my nose is made of leather
It's the substance toot for the other guys
I look pretty straight cause I can't get high
A simple line of coke is too darn addictive
Don't go to many parties cause I'm so restrictive -yeah
Substance toot -not today
Substance toot -don't want to play
Substance toot -It costs too much
Substance toot -I think it's just a stupid crutch
I was born with a dad that smoked tobacco
If he didn't get his fix, he'd turn into a freaking whacko
And now his angry puffy face I see
Whenever I get offered "Ecstasy"
I just don't think that drugs and I agree
So when it comes my way I say not for me
Not for me
Substance toot --your eyes look shot
Substance toot --I don't want any of that hash or pot
Substance toot --I feel all right without using crack
Substance toot --I say let me drive, you sit in the back
Who are we? who who who who
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Great message, Rick. Funny and profound.
More serious than funny, but we need a few of those around here. Good job.
Well said that man!
It's funny 'cause it's true.
There've been a number of anti-drug songs here but this is the first one that didn't make me wanna hurl; "It costs too much" is particularly insightful.
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