Song Parodies -> "Boris The Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Boris The Spider"

Original Performer:

"Boris The Driver"

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The Lyrics

Take a taxi home from work
Driver is a total jerk
Where did this guy learn to drive?
Will I make it home alive?

Boris the driver
Boris the driver

Ninety in a sixty zone
One hand holds a mobile phone
Can of beer between his thighs
Life just flashed before my eyes

Boris the driver
Boris the driver

Someone help me
Someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me

He just ran another red
Miracle we're still not dead
Perhaps he's blind, his eyes are shot
Really would explain a lot

Boris the driver
Boris the driver

Someone help me
Someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me
Someone help me, someone help me

Try to hold my pencil still (someone help me)
As I'm making out my will (someone help me)
If we both survive this trip (someone help me)
Naturally, there'll be no tip (someone help me)

Boris the driver
Boris the driver

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Rick D - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I love this song. I also did it as "Boris the Spy, Sir", but I also have a recording of my 7-yr -old daughter singing it with her cute little lisp. She hates it now, but it means more to me than any picture from then.

Mari D - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL, ABD! I hope that this was a work from your imagination! If not, he should have tipped YOU!

Paul Robinson - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

AussieBD, good job on this real fun old "Who" number. Man, I hope I drive home better than "Boris" tonight, I am positively OUT OF IT right now.

AussieBullDog - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

G'day mates! Thanks heaps for the bonzer votes, and your feedback has been grouse. (Can you not see how Aussie I am today? Rick, your dedication parody has inspired me.)

Jake - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment

"Naturally, there'll be no tip" Good one!

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