-> "Chinball Victim"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chinball Victim"
The Lyrics
ever since i ran a talk show.......as far as i recall
i've had all sorts of freaks on......i must have seen them all
but i ain't seen nothing like him......my flesh began to crawl
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball
dangling from his jawbone......it really looks obscene
his testicles and scrotum......at least he keeps them clean
a horrid apparition......it really does appall
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball
he's a chinball victim.....there has to be a twist
a chinball victim's just too weird to exist
how do you think he likes it?.....i don't know.....
does he think that it looks good?
it must be a distaction......as it hangs there like a bell
the kids are always laughing.......his life must be a hell
he's always sad and lonely......he's got no friends at all
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball
you know that i'm the daytime talkshow king
and i've just handed the best freak crown to him
even in a crowd of misfits......he still outshines the rest
what should be undercover......is right there on his chest
he's got crazy flippin' gonads......he doesn't care at all
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball
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