-> "Don't Vote For Bush Again"
Original Song Title:
"Won't Get Fooled Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Vote For Bush Again"
The Lyrics
We get ambushed in the streets
Sadr City and Tikrit
While we're hoping in November Bush is gone--
Riding armored APV's
Watching out for IED's
Still alive, only coffins bring us home--
I just can't wait for November elections
Found no nukes, no Al-Qaeda connections
Went to war for no Dubya-M-D
Stuck here in a quagmire, damn!
Just like Vietnam!
My commander in chief's a sham--
Don't vote for Bush again!
We had to face Saddam
We knew it all along
He had bombed and gassed the Kurdish folk, that's wrong!
Bush's strategy's the same
Positions haven't changed
And he can't admit he's blown this Iraq war!
I just can't wait for November elections
Found no nukes, no Al-Qaeda connections
Went to war for no Dubya-M-D
Stuck here thanks to Bush's lies
Countless thousands died
Army buddies, take my advice--
Don't vote for Bush again!
No, no!
MoveOn.org got me movin' online
Told my buddies to email all their wives
The truth is explodin' like fire in the skies
W. knows that the "Internets" mesmerize!
When Bush says stay the course
It's like he's beating a dead horse
Sounds a lot like LBJ in '69!
Now insurgents on my left
And Baathist thugs are on my right
And resistance has grown stronger--oh, Shiite!
I'll tip my hat to Iraq's constitution
Get home soon to avoid retribution
Damn Osama's still on TV news!
Why'd so many have to die
Thanks to Bush's lies?
Guaran-#@!%in'-tee you that I
Won't vote for Bush again!
Vote for Bush again?
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new Bush
Worse than the old Bush!
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