Toobin
On a Monday afternoon
Doin'
What I felt I want to do

I like it when I get my
Friends together
And we discuss things like the
Time or weather
There's nothing like it when they're
On my screen and

Toobin
With my laptop on my desk
Turnin'
Cameras on and all the rest

There's always the chance that they
Just might see
My eyelids flutter as in
ecstasy
I must be careful playing
In my seat, I'm

Toobin
Cam panned down while on the Zoom
Busted
Couldn't cut away too soon
No, no, no, no

Ah haha
Ah haha
Ah hahaahhhhh

They couldn't let me carry
On this way
But CNN would like to
Have me stay
They seem to think the world would
Like to see
Me playing joyfully
with my newly
Freed willie

Toobin
(I'm never lonely)
When I drop my pantaloons
Toobin
'Cause my palm's my girlfriend, too
No, no, no, no

Toobin
Ah ha aahaa