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Song Parodies -> "Turbin'"

Original Song Title:

"Groovin'"

Original Performer:

The Young Rascals

Parody Song Title:

"Turbin'"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

So, J Barry has been binging on The Young Rascals megahit* "Groovin" .. and yet has not taken up my suggestion to do "Turbin'" about CNN boss Jeffrey Toobin's astoundingly bizarre episode of publicly masturbating during a Zoom meeting. So I guess I'm forced to take matters into my own hands (That was a pun, BTW)
Turbin' .... on a Zoom chat afternoon
Really .... Didn't finish it too soon (Oh, oh, oh)

I can't imagine a more depraved bellwether
Then Jeffrey yanking in the altogether
There is a rabbi he should see
Instead of ...

Pervin' .... in a public conference room
Disturbin' .... everyone who had to view

It's really something no one wants to see
A captive audience to a spanked monkey
And all those people had to watch him beat

Perturbin' .. all the ladies in the room
Really .. should have done this wank at noon
(No no no no)

(Chorus of female onlookers)
(Oh my Gaaa! .. Oh my Gaaa! ...)
(Oh my Gaaa! ... Oh my GAAAA!)

He shouldn't have ended his career this way
We watched in shock as he tugged away
We felt Jeff coming
WITH this squeeze play!

Jeff was in ecstasy, regretting now endlessly

Turbin' (What in da fu', Bro)
In a crowded Zoon chat room
Reeling ... should have dropped
Your trou at noon ...

*Not really ..... OTOH, a nice mellow song

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JAB - October 04, 2024 - Report this comment
This parody can't be beat, CML I give it five and around, and I don't mean fingers.
Frito Pendejo - October 04, 2024 - Report this comment
Go 'way! Batin'!
Young Rascall Eddie Haskell - October 08, 2024 - Report this comment
You know, CML, when it came to getting myself off, I used to "leave it to beaver" .. but now thanks to Jeffrey Toobin, I too take matters into my own hands
CML - October 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Eddie, the rumor we heard as six year olds was that you were making it with Barbara Billingsley .. but sometimes she couldn't do it with you because "Ward would be too hard on the beaver" the night before. And then you'd have to "wax down your surfboard"; cause you couldn't wait for June.
Hey CML - October 11, 2024 - Report this comment
This idea was already done back in 2020: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theyoungrascals5.shtml
CML - October 14, 2024 - Report this comment
So it has. And I even commented on it. Whoever did that was pretty good. Of course my motivation here is reacting to JAB's 60 parodies of Grooving in one week. I was concerned that 60 just wasn't enough and that ONE MORE was needed

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