Song Parodies -> "Resist Iori's Charms"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Her No"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"Resist Iori's Charms"

Parody Written by:

ivy v

The Lyrics

Fans of the game "King of Fighters" who have visitedFanfiction.netwithin the last few months have probably seen a story entitled "The Most Unexpected", which involved the character Iori Yagami being romatically involved with the character Blue Mary, never mind that in the actual game, the latter has a boyfriend, Terry Bogard. Sadly, Terry and Mary aren't the only couple Iori's butted in on thanks to warped fanfic authors. And Iori's not even supposed to love anyone (he doesn't know how)! Hence, this parody came about.

And if he should tell you "come closer"
And if he tempts you with his charms

Tell him no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no
No no no no no
Don't hurt yourself for he has no love for thee

And if he should tell you "I love you", oh oh
And if he tempts you with her charms

Tell him no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no
(don't listen to all his lies)
No no no no no
Don't hurt yourself for he has no love for thee

You know he's the kind of guy
Who'd throw your love away
Someone else loves you so
Don't hurt yourself, don't hurt yourself

If he tells you "I love you"
Just remember he has none to give

Tell him no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no
(don't give in to all his lies)
No no no no no
Don't hurt yourself for he has no love for thee

(FYI, I actually like Iori, but not when fanfic writers screw up his character and/or pair him up with already-paired characters.) If you would like to repost this elsewhere, knock yourself out, just make sure you give credit where credit is due.

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