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Song Parodies -> "Lyme In The Lesion"
Original Song Title:
"Time Of The Season"
Original Performer:
The Zombies
Parody Song Title:
"Lyme In The Lesion"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I was bitten by a deer tick in the woods near Walden Pond this past weekend.
Is there lyme,
In the lesion,
Of that deer tick's bite?
If there's lyme,
Then there'll be a red ring,
Spread-ing around like TARGET's ads!
So tell me if you see one
Where that damn
Tick-bastard left its mark
If there's lyme,
In the lesion,
Then I'll scream!
Is it red?
( Is it red? )
Is it spreading?
( Is it spreading? )
Is there
A dough-nut-like ring?
Have you taken
( Have you taken )
Dox-y-cy--
( Dox-y-cy-- )
( --cline to )
--cline to en-sure dis-ease won't live?
There's a dough-nut growing
( Growing what? )
A tick-infected hole!
It's the sign
That the lesion
Is lyme-ing
In the lesion,
Of that deer tick's bite?
If there's lyme,
Then there'll be a red ring,
Spread-ing around like TARGET's ads!
So tell me if you see one
Where that damn
Tick-bastard left its mark
If there's lyme,
In the lesion,
Then I'll scream!
Is it red?
( Is it red? )
Is it spreading?
( Is it spreading? )
Is there
A dough-nut-like ring?
Have you taken
( Have you taken )
Dox-y-cy--
( Dox-y-cy-- )
( --cline to )
--cline to en-sure dis-ease won't live?
There's a dough-nut growing
( Growing what? )
A tick-infected hole!
It's the sign
That the lesion
Is lyme-ing
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True story, except for the red doughnut-shaped ring ... that has not appeared, and because I took the Doxycycline my doctor prescribed for me, I most likely will not develop Lyme disease. Only 3% of deer tick bites result in Lyme disease, and Doxycycline treatment within 72 hours of the bite reduces that already-slim probability by another 90%. Also, they say the little bastards have to be attached and feeding (*shudder*) for at least 24 to 36 hours to transmit the bacterium that can cause Lyme disease --- and this parTICKular little tick-bastard was removed after less than 24 hours, and after a shower which had possibly drowned it.
This T.M.I. comment has been brought to you by Johnny D(eer Tick-Bite-Survivor).
This T.M.I. comment has been brought to you by Johnny D(eer Tick-Bite-Survivor).
Near Walden Pond? What a let-down for you. (Even though I know ticks are just about everywhere...) Really like it 5's
5s, but no laughing matter. Glad you caught it in time.
i enjoy tick talk...5s
Only one Johnny D parody today? I'm worried. You'll be find. This parody is infectious though. :)
Oh, come on. We know any bug that bit you died a horrible death.
Nice comeback, JD! 555
Sucks NOT! 555.
Not true, Rick. The bug that bit Johnny is currently staggering around the suburbs of Boston in a drunken stupor, looking for insect eggs to fertilize.
You must have been cross, but your parody earns a big tick. ...and some pun involving a-crosstick. 555
This bites. ;D
Hilarious Johnny! (the parody, not your bite... :-)
LOL Johnny - including the MB idea, you managed to get two parody ideas out of one insect-bite - amazing - 555
Informative. :)555
Thanks, Pat, JB, Alvin, Red Ant, Rick D, Rick C, Rod, MP, Luke, Melhi, Merry, Stuart, and Agrimorfee.
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