Song Parodies -> "Tynes Made the Season"

Original Song Title:

"Time of the Season"

Original Performer:

"Tynes Made the Season"

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The Lyrics

It's not easy to go from big-time goat to postseason hero in a flash. But the Giants' kicker did it.

(instrumental opening)

Lawrence Tynes
made the season.
His kick went high.
In Green Bay
weather, it was freezy
and they all played with frozen hands.

He missed an easy field goal.
And then he
he missed another one!
But then Tynes
made the season
for Giants!

Eli played
(Eli played)
and his Daddy
(and his Daddy)
(that's Arch)
that's Archie Manning
couldn't look
(couldn't look)
for a time
(for a time)
(oh, no)
and it was cold in Lambeau Field!
But Favre was intercepted!
Eli threw
and set up well the kick!
And then Tynes
made the season
for Giants!

(instrumental break)

Eli played
(Eli played)
and his Daddy
(and his Daddy)
(that's Arch)
that's Archie Manning
couldn't look
(couldn't look)
for a time
(for a time)
(oh, no)
and it was cold in Lambeau Field!
But Favre was intercepted!
Eli threw
and set up well the kick!
And then Tynes
made the season
for Giants!

(long instrumental close)

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Max Power - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment

I was surprised that they were able to pull it off, now the least I'm hoping for is that the Giants would give the Patriots a scare though I'm also hoping that the tradition of QBs leading the league in yards passed not winning the Super Bowl the same year continues for at least one more year for good measure.

Stan Hall - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Like the parody more than the outcome it outlines, but would be happy content to see anybody beat the effing Pats. But then what's it really really matters, anyway? It's not as if this were baseball. :-)

Invisible Boy - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment

You're right Stan...it's not like it's baseball...now I forget, who won the last World Series ? Frankly, I don't get this whole team-bashing thing. They're both excellent teams and it will all come down to who plays better on Super Sunday. Now, if you want to talk about fan bashing...BTW-it was a lucky kick...

AFW - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment

You should be a sports writer, Michael..

LadyCupCakes - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment

i agree with ~AFW~ You really should, Sir. I'm not a sports fan at all, but your commentary makes it much more interesting, than it really is !

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