-> "The Filaments"
Original Song Title:
"The Elements"
Parody Song Title:
"The Filaments"
The Lyrics
There's tabinet and tarletan and tricolette and tiffany
Silesia, sicilienne and stockinette and saxony
And pekin, paramatta, pongee, poodle, perse and percaline
And madapollam, mackintosh, merino, mull and messaline
Calamanco and herringbone and needlecord, paduasoy
And balbriggan and baldachin and brilliantine and corduroy
And huckaback and gingham kalamkari, kelt and dimity (gasp)
And orleans and organza and ottoman and organdie
There's dungaree and dupion and fustian and farandine
And marabout and marocain and genappe and gabardine
And lawn, lame, and mohair, melton, hodden holland , linsey-woolsey
Duffel, domett, dowlas, drabbet, drugget, duck and dungaree
Isn't that interesting?
I knew it would leave you in stitches.
I hope you're all taking notes
Because there's gonna be a short quiz after sewing class
There's worcester and alepine and mogadore and bombazine
And drap-de-Berry, kerseymere and mackinaw and zibeline
And zephyr, twill, zanella, tweed, tussah, vicuna, tricotine
And bayadere, and chintz, and challis, cambric, crepe and velvetine
There's cubica, damask, chiffon, and rumchunder and duvetyn
And satin, sateen, scarlet, serge and shetland, shoddy, say, tamin
And seersucker and cubica and coburg and kincob, georgette ( gasp)
And filoselle and flannel and rabanna , rep and jaconet
There's camaca, chenille, and cassimere, foulard, and balzarine
And also barathea, aba, atlas, russet, etamine
And velvet, wigan, wincey, whipcord, raploch, raschel, barege
And burlap, bunting, buckram, burrel, snakeskin, fuji and foule
I got these from the internet, a list of cloth and fabrics
There was a bunch of others but to fit them in took bad tricks
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