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Song Parodies -> "Mauled In The Game"
Original Song Title:
"All In The Game"
Original Performer:
Tommy Edwards
Parody Song Title:
"Mauled In The Game"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
many a player will brawl
and get mauled...in the game
mauled in that wonderful game
that they claim...to love
they lose eyes...and limbs
and their smiles...look pretty grim
in the rink...it hurts...those guys play rough
once in a while, one will fall
and must crawl...from the game
there's quite a gash in his side
from a sharp...skate blade
and his flesh is ripped
and his blood flows through his fingertips
torn apart...he fades...away
out in the crowd, there's a pall
if one's mauled...in the game
medics will rush to his side
he's deceased...they say
then they take...a grip
and he's placed...inside a bag that zips
breaks our heart...he's passed...away
and get mauled...in the game
mauled in that wonderful game
that they claim...to love
they lose eyes...and limbs
and their smiles...look pretty grim
in the rink...it hurts...those guys play rough
once in a while, one will fall
and must crawl...from the game
there's quite a gash in his side
from a sharp...skate blade
and his flesh is ripped
and his blood flows through his fingertips
torn apart...he fades...away
out in the crowd, there's a pall
if one's mauled...in the game
medics will rush to his side
he's deceased...they say
then they take...a grip
and he's placed...inside a bag that zips
breaks our heart...he's passed...away
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Right up there with Warren Zevon's "The Hockey Song," and that is indeed fulsome praise. Nice job!
thanks john
Not really that funny, but right on the mark and well doneI 5s, Alvin.
Here is a little known factoid that I just learned: the original song (music) was written by the 32nd US President! Sorry. Don't know his name....but it's true -- I heard it on NPR.
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