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Song Parodies -> "Asatru Persuasion"
Original Song Title:
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Original Performer:
Tommy James and the Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Asatru Persuasion"
Parody Written by:
Ingeborg S. Nordén
The Lyrics
Another Asatru parody, part 1 of a 3-part project...
Look over yonder
Hundreds you'll see
Our numbers are rising
Most definitely
The old gods are coming
People are changing,
find it meaningful
Asatru persuasion
Better get ready
See us? Well, you might
Our lore has the answer
And that's all right
We're not giving up now
Old traditions we've found
Raise horns to our gods
And pass them around
Asatru persuasion
Mmm hmmm, from the Northern nations
Asatru persuasion
Asatru persuasion
Far off in Asgard
Odin looks down
On every green field
And every town
All of his people
In every nation
Living true,
Honor's brotherhood
Asatru persuasion, yeah
Asatru persuasion, ah ha
Asatru persuasion, ah ha
Asatru persuasion, ah ha...
[repeat and fade]
Hundreds you'll see
Our numbers are rising
Most definitely
The old gods are coming
People are changing,
find it meaningful
Asatru persuasion
Better get ready
See us? Well, you might
Our lore has the answer
And that's all right
We're not giving up now
Old traditions we've found
Raise horns to our gods
And pass them around
Asatru persuasion
Mmm hmmm, from the Northern nations
Asatru persuasion
Asatru persuasion
Far off in Asgard
Odin looks down
On every green field
And every town
All of his people
In every nation
Living true,
Honor's brotherhood
Asatru persuasion, yeah
Asatru persuasion, ah ha
Asatru persuasion, ah ha
Asatru persuasion, ah ha...
[repeat and fade]
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Ingeborg, I love it! 5-5-5! I bet Loki, that Jungian Trickster, loves it too!
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