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Song Parodies -> "The Faggits Are Buying"
Original Song Title:
"Draggin The Line"
Original Performer:
Tommy James and the Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"The Faggits Are Buying"
Parody Written by:
Ho Ho Homophobe
The Lyrics
Lighten up a little!
I'm out of money and I need some more booze
I'll go someplace where I know that I can't lose
Into the gay bar, I'm straight, but they think I'm fine
The faggits are buying (faggits are buying)
A couple of queers and I'm stuck in the middle
They'll buy me more booze if I flirt just a little
This bar really sucks, I'll be here till it's last call time
The faggits are buying (faggits are buying)
I feel fine, I drank about 3 quarts of wine,
They're staring at my behind
Too bad I'm not one of thier kind
But the faggits were buying (faggits were buying)
I'll go someplace where I know that I can't lose
Into the gay bar, I'm straight, but they think I'm fine
The faggits are buying (faggits are buying)
A couple of queers and I'm stuck in the middle
They'll buy me more booze if I flirt just a little
This bar really sucks, I'll be here till it's last call time
The faggits are buying (faggits are buying)
I feel fine, I drank about 3 quarts of wine,
They're staring at my behind
Too bad I'm not one of thier kind
But the faggits were buying (faggits were buying)
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Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.
Well, that's one way to get alcohol. Two minor errors: It's "faggot", not "faggit", and the original was done by Tommy James solo, not with the Shondells (this is a common mistake).
Flaming!
Let's see--the pacing is poor, it's not funny, and it looks like it was slapped together in under five minutes by someone who can't spell, punctuate, or format, let alone think. Finally, a parody that actually deserves a 111.
If you don't like the song, then all I have to sy is may it get STUCK in your HEAD! LOL! I think the previous comment pretty much hit the nail right on the head, dammit. If I only had a brain.
Guy must be feeling very flattered, because this is a poor imitation of his gay-bashing songs. On the other hand, it does make the basher look ridiculous. For our gay friends (those we know about and those we don't), let me defend my fellow straight men (though I've been known to deliver a punchline or two) and say most of us are NOT that desperate for alcohol. Unless, of course, we are still actively serving in a fraternity. Right, Bluto?
We have cock parodies and faggot parodies -- who needs whatfreeks.
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