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Song Parodies -> "Braggin Online"
Original Song Title:
"Draggin the Line"
Original Performer:
Tommy James and the Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Braggin Online"
Parody Written by:
Fiddlegirl
The Lyrics
Please note: This song has no relevance whatsoever to any readers of this site. All parodists are- without question- profoundly insightful, unfailingly witty, and devastatingly gorgeous. Am I Right? ;)
Dull personality thrown away
Pump up my shtick, pad my resume,
Morph into someone special who really shines
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Anonymity empowers
Star in random chats for hours
Witty, erudite, and so refined
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
I’m divine! On everyone’s “party” line
A-Lister all the time, my life on Cloud Nine
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Always younger, smarter, thinner
Friends with every Oscar winner
From this year back to 1969
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Mensa-signed; IQ of 3-0-9
Crosswords in record time; Genius of Einstein
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)…
Pump up my shtick, pad my resume,
Morph into someone special who really shines
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Anonymity empowers
Star in random chats for hours
Witty, erudite, and so refined
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
I’m divine! On everyone’s “party” line
A-Lister all the time, my life on Cloud Nine
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Always younger, smarter, thinner
Friends with every Oscar winner
From this year back to 1969
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Mensa-signed; IQ of 3-0-9
Crosswords in record time; Genius of Einstein
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)
Braggin’ online (braggin’ online)…
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Baggin' ya fives (Baggin' ya fives)
This is a cute one Fiddlegirl - I like it lots. Now here, go and brag some about the 5's I gave you.
This is a cute one Fiddlegirl - I like it lots. Now here, go and brag some about the 5's I gave you.
What! Are you saying that we shouldn't believe everything that is typed? So TT's not really a turtle?
Funny one, Fiddlegirl, and there's MUCH to brag about, starting with getting fives for another great effort!
Great idea and as usual delivered with fun! If this isn't really you, please don't ruin my illusions! lol ;D
Good brag in the bag
I would have done it so much better. Let me brag about my creative skills and superior intellect! I would have... I could have... I got nothing. Good job.
Thanks, all, for v/c! (muah!)
@ Andy Primus-- nono, that part really is true... ;)
@ Andy Primus-- nono, that part really is true... ;)
Jay Leno: "I ordered my Thanksgiving turkey from Match.com. What a bargain! When it arrived at the door, it weighed 25 lbs. more than the ad said!"
@Match.comical - Pa-dum-dump tssssssch! Good comment - It made me LOL after I thought about it for a minute.
Hahahahaaaaa... Internet dating-- not for the faint of heart, is it? (Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...) :)
my fave of the day
Interesting sentiment in this one. I liked this one.
Thanks, Alvin :D
Timmy1000- Have you noticed that a great number of people seem to be much better online than in reality? Not us on AIR, of course, who are practically perfect in every way!
Timmy1000- Have you noticed that a great number of people seem to be much better online than in reality? Not us on AIR, of course, who are practically perfect in every way!
Let me guess: when they sent you the t-shirt, it was two sizes too small, 'cuz they selected it based it on your ad, right? :)
Was too busy quoting Leno to leave an original comment: Hate TOS; great title switch and send-up of what the perception of anonymity does to people's behavior. Like posting goofy comments.....
Was too busy quoting Leno to leave an original comment: Hate TOS; great title switch and send-up of what the perception of anonymity does to people's behavior. Like posting goofy comments.....
... showed that based on data gathered from personal ads, the daters were, on the average, taller, slimmer, smarter, and more affluent than their peer group in general. Wouldn't you think that those are the people who are least likely to need dating services?
Hahaha!!!! Actually, mine was honest. Why not? You want people to like you for who you are, right? Besides, I truly AM practically perfect in every way...
Indeed, indeed!
Diogenes, put down your lantern! :)
Apparently, "you" (editorial you) want them to like you for the false persona you paint, apparently for the fun of watching their jaws drop, or even more "fun", watching them struggle to conceal their shock, when you meet. Or engage in your own fantasy-romance online while continually finding excuses not to meet. Or....
Glad you added "practically". One glaring fault is that inferiority complex. Ya gotta work on that....
Apparently, "you" (editorial you) want them to like you for the false persona you paint, apparently for the fun of watching their jaws drop, or even more "fun", watching them struggle to conceal their shock, when you meet. Or engage in your own fantasy-romance online while continually finding excuses not to meet. Or....
Glad you added "practically". One glaring fault is that inferiority complex. Ya gotta work on that....
Had to look up Diogenes... our exchanges are always so en-light-ening :)
"One glaring fault is that inferiority complex. Ya gotta work on that....": I am. I get very good advice from my ttherapistt.
"One glaring fault is that inferiority complex. Ya gotta work on that....": I am. I get very good advice from my ttherapistt.
What??!! You mean you can *lie* online? Holy cow, I have some work to do. Oh, and marvelous parody too.
I've been braggin' so fine about what a good parodist you are. And that's no lie, I must say. :-D
Rex, I'm sure you don't have to lie! :)
thx, BJ21-- glad you had fun in Vegas, but perhaps even more glad that you're back!
thx, BJ21-- glad you had fun in Vegas, but perhaps even more glad that you're back!
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