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Song Parodies -> "Poorly Planned Invasion"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Blue Persuasion"

Original Performer:

Tommy James & the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Poorly Planned Invasion"

Parody Written by:

Brad Schuman

The Lyrics

It whole thing BEGS for parody!
Look over yonder.... What do you see....
Clandestined Mirage of.... WMD...
A new regime's coming.... Leaders are Changing...
Think we're good to go.... Poorly Planned Invasion.

Better get Teddy.... to thwart off the right....
Woh, "Protest's" the Answer.... Avoiding the Fight....
So let's all give up now... Hans Blix couldn't Find...
Just look for the Ammo... a Figment of Mind.

Poorly Planned Invasion....mmm-mmm....
It's a Sad Equation...
Poorly---------Planned Invasion.

Maybe Tommorow.... When Allah looks Down...
On every Mine Field.... And those six-feet-down....
All the new peasants... In new Muslim Nations....
There'll be... Rolling Heads.... George and Dick's....
Poorly Planned Invasion.

(fade out)
Nothing else to say!
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Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Be prepared for right-wing fanatics to hate this. They will, yet again, be wrong.
Brad Schuman - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The beauty of this topic is that BOTH sides are pretty rediculous in their own ways...so making fun of EITHER is pretty easy!!
Tommy Turtle - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree with your prologue (and reply to MP), and title rocks! 555
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, good parody

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