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Song Parodies -> "I Smell My Brain In Lecter's Crisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett or Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I Smell My Brain In Lecter's Crisco"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I watched Hannibal last night...this is the scene where Ray Liotta gets what's coming to him
The lovely bitch named Clarice
Sits down to my dismay
The story of my dome
Is what I tell today

I feel terribly and moan
Something's rotten in my hat and
I'm drooling foam
She looks pretty as I say,,,,,

I smell my brain...in Lecter's Crisco
Fried on the grill

I chew with glee
Give me a little Purple Star
This soiree has left scars
This lobotomy is hard to bear

So beware!
My brain sits there in Lecter's Crisco

And when I chew it tastes like Brie
Though it is gross to you

Lecter's Crisco
Behold the brain that's fried for me

I left my brain........

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Adagio - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Ewww! But I had to look when I saw the title. Really good job. 5's
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
possibly the creepiest title i've seen on this site....and the song lived up to the promise...my favorite of the day...5s plus
John Barry - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Dee. 5s. Gives me an idea: "I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco." Wanna take it on, or shall I?
Dee Range - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, alvin, and John......you better do it, I'm headin' for Colorado in a day or two, won't be back for a month. That, and the fact you will do it better.
John Barry - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee! I am on it. Have fun in CO.
Johnny D - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad I finished my lunch BEFORE reading this! ;-)
Meriadoc - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Very interesting concept... :-)
Meriadoc - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Very interesting concept... :-)
Rick C - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept and execution, Dee! Lovely visuals....5s
Dee Range - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Meriadoc and Rick C., thanks so much!
Michael Pacholek - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Five fava beans and a nice chianti.
Dee Range - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, although I'm pissed at your Yankees for hittin' 6 taters against my Rangers last night.
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, well, last night they launched four dingers off Fatso Colon in Disneyland... I'd rather think of it as Stefaniville... and it wasn't enough. When will big-league pitchers learn to never, ever throw Vladimir Guerrero a fastball? I hate it when the Yankees play in Texas. Reminds that Mickey Mantle lived in Dallas. I'm also a Devils fan, and that stupid "Let's Go Rangers" chant reminds me of a team I hate more than the Mets or the Red Sox, or even Penn State or the Cowboys.
Dee Range - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, Guerrero has a lifetime .478 in Arlington, and it doesn't matter what they throw him. Couple weeks ago he hit one out on a curve 6 inches off the ground, and he has hit safely in every game he has ever played against the Rangers...30-something in a row. Of course, he IS hitting against Ranger pitching.
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
that's funny Dee, I imagine it would kinda taste like brie - DK Hannibal, although this has enlightened me somewhat - 555

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