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Song Parodies -> "Hate That Wheat"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't She Sweet"
Original Performer:
Tony Sheridan
Parody Song Title:
"Hate That Wheat"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i hate that wheat
its a breakfast grain, unsweet
all i ask is merry cornflake ecstasy
hate that wheat
i hate that rice
ain't no way i think its nice
but i'd eat those flakes of corn indefin'tly
hate that rice
don't want no rye
no part or section
i'll just rely
on corn's perfection
oh i repeat
don't want rice or rye or wheat
but i think those flakes of corn are heavenly
corn is sweet
yes, i think those flakes of corn are heavenly
corn is sweet
its a breakfast grain, unsweet
all i ask is merry cornflake ecstasy
hate that wheat
i hate that rice
ain't no way i think its nice
but i'd eat those flakes of corn indefin'tly
hate that rice
don't want no rye
no part or section
i'll just rely
on corn's perfection
oh i repeat
don't want rice or rye or wheat
but i think those flakes of corn are heavenly
corn is sweet
yes, i think those flakes of corn are heavenly
corn is sweet
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The best gluten free parody ever!
Good use of the OS, but I don't agree with your point of view. I love whole grain cereal.
Three fibres, er, I mean fives...unique subject
thanks TJC, 2eagle and AFW
Best song I've ever seen written about wheat, I gotta say... but then again, sorry, I haven't seen very many other songs written entirely about wheat cereal. Very original, compared to alot else I've seen lately on amiright.
I think that wheat should be outlawed because of gluten intolerance, that people with food allergies should be granted legal disability status, and I think that all disabled people are useless. 555
thanks tullygirl and andria (lol)
OK, maybe disabled people are good for feeding hogs and large carnivorous zoo mammals and for highly dangerous movie stunts, and their wheelchairs, crutches, walkers and other assisting devices could probably yield enough money to rebuild New Orleans if sold for scrap. If I sound like a bigot, maybe I am.
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