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Song Parodies -> "Shopping Bills"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shopping Bills"
Parody Written by:
Leo
The Lyrics
This week, we take a break from world events to focus on one of the most important activities of the Yuletide season: shopping.
Running to and fro
Buying gifts for Christmas Day
To the shops we go
Spending all the way
Their tills go ka-ching
Wallet's feeling light
What fun it is to hear that ding
And rack up bills tonight
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale - hey!
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
It's no fun to wait in line
Now our hair is turning grey
A day or two ago
I saw the price was right
The deal was pretty fine
I shop there all the time
My credit card was flashed
And soon the stuff was bought
Because I didn't have some cash
The savings go to naught
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale - hey!
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
It's no fun to wait in line
Now our hair is turning grey
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale
Buying gifts for Christmas Day
To the shops we go
Spending all the way
Their tills go ka-ching
Wallet's feeling light
What fun it is to hear that ding
And rack up bills tonight
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale - hey!
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
It's no fun to wait in line
Now our hair is turning grey
A day or two ago
I saw the price was right
The deal was pretty fine
I shop there all the time
My credit card was flashed
And soon the stuff was bought
Because I didn't have some cash
The savings go to naught
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale - hey!
Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
It's no fun to wait in line
Now our hair is turning grey
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale
Copyright 2002 by Leo. Listen to this song and many more with MIDI at Leo's Song Parody Page
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