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Song Parodies -> "On Top Of Old Smokie (Funny School Teacher Edit)"
Original Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smokie"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smokie (Funny School Teacher Edit)"
Parody Written by:
Gari J
The Lyrics
A little parody about a teacher I hated with a passion, don't worry she's still alive. But this is a funny number I wrote about her enjoy it
On top of old smoky all covered in sand
Shot my poor teacher with a green lastic band
I shot her with pleasure I shot her with pride
I could I miss her she was fifty feet wide
And to my head master I gave out the truth
I once shot poor smoky with my pair of shoes
I threw her an apple was really a brick
She didn’t die slowly her death was quite quick
I went to her funeral I went to her grave
Some people threw flowers I threw a grenade
Just to make sure that the old bag was dead
I got some false teeth out and chewed off her head
Shot my poor teacher with a green lastic band
I shot her with pleasure I shot her with pride
I could I miss her she was fifty feet wide
And to my head master I gave out the truth
I once shot poor smoky with my pair of shoes
I threw her an apple was really a brick
She didn’t die slowly her death was quite quick
I went to her funeral I went to her grave
Some people threw flowers I threw a grenade
Just to make sure that the old bag was dead
I got some false teeth out and chewed off her head
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Reminds me of the old playground classic "Glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler. Met her at the door with a loaded .44. She don't teach anymore".
Detention til 5:55!! LOL
It should show up in the archives under "misc" on Monday (after the next update), unless Gari clicked a different decade (60s, 70s, etc.) in the dropdown window on the submission page. "Traditional" is the accepted term here for the original song's performer for folk songs whose original author is unknown. -- Tommy Turtle
Patrick you will have to tell me that one LOL sounds good, Mark S 100 lines to go with that detention. And Zefron or TT i don't know I entered it as traditional seeing thats the term for a song that has no author or author is unrecognised IDK
As Nelson Muntz would sing: "Joy to the world, the teacher's dead, we barbecued her head!" I hated most of my teachers at this school I used to go. Most of them were mean and I was wondering if somebody would write this kind of parody about bashing teachers. I'm sure glad you did! 555's!
Thanks Christie I think I was a nelson muntz singer when I was young i'm not sure we both had similar ideas.
TT, why did you use my name? You are right about the "traditional"; there was nothing wrong there. However it should've been filed under misc, like all "Traditional" songs. Guess it was a minor mishap or something. I still voted 555's on this one because it was hilarious. Keep up the good work man!
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY,ALL COLORED RED,I WENT PUSHED BARNEY OF A BIG LEDGE,I WENT DOWN AND QUITELY SAT,AND WHEN BARNEY LANDED,HE WENT KER-SPLAT
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