well, grabbing a board sounded like a good idea.
A-well-a elephanty's herd about ab surd
S-s-s –surd surd surd s-surd's a word
A-well-a speech so slurred when I am ab surd
A-well-a cat ter word well it looks like a turd
A-well-a nerd nerd nerd n-nerd's are third
A-well-af fermed fermmed fermmed well af fermed is the nerd
A-well-a curd curd c-curd oc curred
-well-a worm worm worm w-worm's have germs
A-well-a squirm worm squirm stam pede of pac hy derm
A-well-a bird, bird, a-ate the worm
A-well-a don't you know about ab surd?
Well, everybody knows that the word is the surd!
A-well-a surd nerd s-slurred's ab surd
A-well-a... ( drum drum drum so lo x3 dddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuum)
A-well-a packydermis heard about the surd
Surd surd surd s-some words slurred
A-well-a bird bird bird a-ate the worm
A-well-u herd herd herd a-bout this bird
A-well-this bird bird bird h-he's a nerd
A-well-a came in third is-what I herd
A-well-af fermmed fermmed fermmed by-pac hy derm
A-well-a That bird hit m-my wind sheild
Oh -Well-took the bird I h-had him served
A-well-a I feel bad justfor the bird
But Igottasay thatthis roadkill is good!
Yum Yum d-don't need agun
A-well-ab surd... (huh?)
Surfin' surd (?)
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-cop-pa-pa-pa-hop-pa-pa-mop-pa-pa-pa-
Top-pa-pa-pa-drop-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-bow-wow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-ouch-ow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-fat-sow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-buy-vowel
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-how-now
Papa-ooma-brown-cow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-wet-towel, papa-ooma-horned-owl
Ooma-bird-foul, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-Weird -Al
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-bark-howl
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-some-pal
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-wear-cowl
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-thats-loud
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-big-croud
Well don't you know about ab surd?
Well, everybody knows that the surd is the word!
A-well-ab surd surd s-surd's I slurred
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat till faint]