Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ratzinger"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman"

Original Performer:

TV Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Ratzinger"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Ratzinger!
Ratzinger!
Benedict The Six-teen-thi-er!

Zings a rat, any size!

He-re-sy bust-ing guy!

LOOK OUT!
Here comes the Ratzinger!


Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got
Made-the-Pope-active blood!

Who made him
Pope, you said?

Take a look,
OVERHEAD!

Pray there!
There goes the Ratzinger!


In confes--sion's rite,
After hear-ing a sin --
Dressed in Pa--pal white,
He absolves, with a grin!


Ratzinger!
Ratzinger!
Friendly Vatican Ratzinger!

Greed-for-fame,
He's ignored!
That sin is,
'neath the Lord!

Jo-seph
Is who the Cardinals want if,
He'll be the great big Pontiff --
They chose the Ratzinger!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   15
 14
 14
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Royce Miller - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems to be a big market for pope parodies today; I did read yours and appreciate it.
Rick C - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
That didn't take long! 555
Steve K. - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
"zings a rat", now that's a great line.
Red Ant - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I wish I could of got a parody in on time set to " Sledgehammer ".
Bob Gomez, genuflecting - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent spoof, my friend. "Want if/Pontiff" is a brilliantly forced rhyme!
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
We just keep slinging this stuff out...555
Claude Prez - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
All right! Another Heavenly pope parody! I, too, loved the "zings a rat" line; great stuff Johnny.
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
John Jenkins - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, JD. I liked the overhead line.
John Barry - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for the Vatican Ratz.
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce, Rick C, Steve K, Red Ant, Bob, Agrimorfee, Claude, Alvin, JJ, and JB.

I just submitted another Papal-parody for the next posting:

"Benedict He Said",
a parody of "Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John.
Adagio - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Johnny! 5's
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!
Steve K. - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, JD, looks like great minds think alike. I've just submitted one based on "Bennie And The Jets". I won't reveal it's title right now, but I don't think the Inquisitors will be amused.
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm, Steve K, your use of the term "Inquisitors" reminds me of a certain Monty Python sketch ... "N-N-N-N-N-Nobody expects!" (no, I did not use that line in my parody "Benedict He Said" !!).
2Eagle - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Evidently he is meant to be an interim pope, but he could surprise everybody and live to be 100.
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle.
Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
My spider sense tells me to give you fives.
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ed-Spinner.
Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
After reading this, I do believe they should redisign the papal robes in full-body spandex.....555
Johnny D - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tvtheme7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1254