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Song Parodies -> "Ratzinger"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman"
Original Performer:
TV Theme
Parody Song Title:
"Ratzinger"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Ratzinger!
Ratzinger!
Benedict The Six-teen-thi-er!
Zings a rat, any size!
He-re-sy bust-ing guy!
LOOK OUT!
Here comes the Ratzinger!
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got
Made-the-Pope-active blood!
Who made him
Pope, you said?
Take a look,
OVERHEAD!
Pray there!
There goes the Ratzinger!
In confes--sion's rite,
After hear-ing a sin --
Dressed in Pa--pal white,
He absolves, with a grin!
Ratzinger!
Ratzinger!
Friendly Vatican Ratzinger!
Greed-for-fame,
He's ignored!
That sin is,
'neath the Lord!
Jo-seph
Is who the Cardinals want if,
He'll be the great big Pontiff --
They chose the Ratzinger!
Ratzinger!
Benedict The Six-teen-thi-er!
Zings a rat, any size!
He-re-sy bust-ing guy!
LOOK OUT!
Here comes the Ratzinger!
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got
Made-the-Pope-active blood!
Who made him
Pope, you said?
Take a look,
OVERHEAD!
Pray there!
There goes the Ratzinger!
In confes--sion's rite,
After hear-ing a sin --
Dressed in Pa--pal white,
He absolves, with a grin!
Ratzinger!
Ratzinger!
Friendly Vatican Ratzinger!
Greed-for-fame,
He's ignored!
That sin is,
'neath the Lord!
Jo-seph
Is who the Cardinals want if,
He'll be the great big Pontiff --
They chose the Ratzinger!
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Seems to be a big market for pope parodies today; I did read yours and appreciate it.
That didn't take long! 555
"zings a rat", now that's a great line.
DKTOS, but I wish I could of got a parody in on time set to " Sledgehammer ".
Excellent spoof, my friend. "Want if/Pontiff" is a brilliantly forced rhyme!
We just keep slinging this stuff out...555
All right! Another Heavenly pope parody! I, too, loved the "zings a rat" line; great stuff Johnny.
my favorite of the day
Well done, JD. I liked the overhead line.
5s for the Vatican Ratz.
Thanks, Royce, Rick C, Steve K, Red Ant, Bob, Agrimorfee, Claude, Alvin, JJ, and JB.
I just submitted another Papal-parody for the next posting:
"Benedict He Said",
a parody of "Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John.
I just submitted another Papal-parody for the next posting:
"Benedict He Said",
a parody of "Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John.
Good stuff, Johnny! 5's
Thanks, Adagio!
Well, JD, looks like great minds think alike. I've just submitted one based on "Bennie And The Jets". I won't reveal it's title right now, but I don't think the Inquisitors will be amused.
Hmm, Steve K, your use of the term "Inquisitors" reminds me of a certain Monty Python sketch ... "N-N-N-N-N-Nobody expects!" (no, I did not use that line in my parody "Benedict He Said" !!).
Evidently he is meant to be an interim pope, but he could surprise everybody and live to be 100.
Thanks, 2Eagle.
My spider sense tells me to give you fives.
Thanks, Ed-Spinner.
After reading this, I do believe they should redisign the papal robes in full-body spandex.....555
Thank you, Kristof.
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