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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Man"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman"
Original Performer:
TV Theme (by Ray Ellis/ Bob Harris)
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry Man"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Kerry Man, Kerry Man,
Beat George Double U Bush, He Can
Create Jobs, Stop the War,
Make Bush an unemployed Oil Whore,
Look out
Here comes the Kerry-Man
Is he strong? Listen George,
While you went AWOL, he fought in the war,
Some will vote for Bush out of fear,
But those who John Kerry's message hear,
Will vote,
President Kerry in.
He won't let Carl Rove,
Dictate all his policies,
To Wolfowitz and Pearl
He'll say "Leave the White House, Please."
Kerry-Man, Kerry-Man,
The flames of discontent, he will fan,
January, 2005,
He's be sworn in and Bush will cry,
Look out
Soon there will be the election,
George Bush will lose his erection,
We'll win with Kerry-Man!
Beat George Double U Bush, He Can
Create Jobs, Stop the War,
Make Bush an unemployed Oil Whore,
Look out
Here comes the Kerry-Man
Is he strong? Listen George,
While you went AWOL, he fought in the war,
Some will vote for Bush out of fear,
But those who John Kerry's message hear,
Will vote,
President Kerry in.
He won't let Carl Rove,
Dictate all his policies,
To Wolfowitz and Pearl
He'll say "Leave the White House, Please."
Kerry-Man, Kerry-Man,
The flames of discontent, he will fan,
January, 2005,
He's be sworn in and Bush will cry,
Look out
Soon there will be the election,
George Bush will lose his erection,
We'll win with Kerry-Man!
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I think that you overrate the value and appeal of Kerry's message, but this is a well constructed parody. Sorry the one-guy got you.
My Spider-Sense tells me this is a great parody.
Look, I'm not going to undermine John Kerry's war combat, but what does that have to do with being president? Does being the President involve grabbing people out of the quicksand? I'm sure Kerry was a great...um....whatever he was in the military, but those qualities don't fulfill the president's role. Also, what were you talking about with Dubya's erection? You're making him sound like Clinton.
Kerry kerry John Scary Kerry who can trust him? Not I
Hi all, just responsing for YWN comment (if you're still here). The whole Kerry was in Vietnam and Bush was a Chickenhawk I regret. Kerry was against the war in Vietnam, but went anyway...a reverse hypocrite. Anyway he lost to the maga of the day, but then went on to become Secretary of State under Obama and United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate under Biden. Someone said at the time that he wasn't voting for him because he looked like Lurch. I thought what an idiotic reason not to vote for someone, But now that he's 81 he DOES look like Lurch ;-p. We now have 52 days left until America's 250 year experiment in Democracy comes to an end.
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