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Song Parodies -> "Pizza-Man"
Original Song Title:
"Theme From Spider-Man"
Original Performer:
T.V. Toons
Parody Song Title:
"Pizza-Man"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Baker
The Lyrics
Pizza Man, Pizza Man
Drives as well as a pizza can
Grabs a pan, any size
Turns the key, then he flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Pizza Man!
("Honk! Honk! Honk!")
Is he strong? He's no geek
Used deodorant just last week
Does he run lights when red?
Look at his overhead
Gangway!
There goes the Pizza Man!
In the dark of night
In the pouring-down rain
Like a streak of light
Here he comes in your lane!
Pizza Man, Pizza Man
Uninsurable Pizza Man
Tip him big, at your door
For deliveries they charge more
If you
Meet up with a certain fella
Who smells like mozzarella
It's prob'ly the Pizza Man!
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Drives as well as a pizza can
Grabs a pan, any size
Turns the key, then he flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Pizza Man!
("Honk! Honk! Honk!")
Is he strong? He's no geek
Used deodorant just last week
Does he run lights when red?
Look at his overhead
Gangway!
There goes the Pizza Man!
In the dark of night
In the pouring-down rain
Like a streak of light
Here he comes in your lane!
Pizza Man, Pizza Man
Uninsurable Pizza Man
Tip him big, at your door
For deliveries they charge more
If you
Meet up with a certain fella
Who smells like mozzarella
It's prob'ly the Pizza Man!
-end-
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