I felt immortal
And saw my neighbor
I told him sure I'll
Do him a favor

I was a bit tipsy so I
Didn't really listen
To what he was asking for which
Was a hefty shipment
Of two dyed brown tigers
Two dyed brown tigers

This isn't a package deal
The dyeing's not done
Now somehow I'll do it my-
Self and that cannot be much fun

I must take a plane to Asia
Fly with money from a loan
I'll battle with nature
If I win I'll return home with two
Dyed brown tigers
Two dyed brown tigers

I'll get dismembered
What am I doing?
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Yes I am
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It doesn't like the paint
My brush was stolen and chewed
Good thing it is expertly trained
Or I would be food

What did my neighbor want them for?
Maybe he just didn't want me around
He'll be shocked when I come back
Alive with no money or two
Dyed brown tigers
Two dyed brown tigers

I'll make that evil man
Pay for everything
Plane, paint, brush, trained tigers that I had bought
Make him use all his cash
Of course he'll say I could have said no but did not
I was really very clearly
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