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Song Parodies -> "Car Song"

Original Song Title:

"Jet Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

West SIde Story

Parody Song Title:

"Car Song"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

When you're a car,
you're a car all the way,
from your first baby bottle,
to your last dying day,

When you're a car,
you are extremely cool,
you can play on the playground,
and play with the toys at school,

You're never alone,
you've got friends around,
you are very very cool,
you can play with the toys at school,

Then you're set with a capital C,
which you'll never forget,
even after you move to another city,
when you're a car,
you stay a car!

When you're a car,
you're a top cat in town,
you're a gold medal kid,
with a heavy weight crown,

When you're a car,
you're the swingingest thing,
little boy, you're a man,
little man, you're a king,

The cars are in gear,
the cars are ready and cool,
the cars are going to make clear,
that there are just toys and books in every classroom,
in every school,
there'll be just toys and books in the classrooms in every school,
just toys and books in the classrooms at every single school,

Here come the cars,
and the cars are very very cool
and the cars will make sure,
that there are just toys and books at every single school,

We're drawing the line,
we're picking up the pace,
there'l be just toys and books at school,
all the rest will be walking space,
95% walking space,

Here come the cars,
we're going to make sure,
that there are just toys and books,
and 95% walking space,
in every single classroom,
at every single school,
in every single state,
and every single province,
and every single country,
in the world!

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