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Song Parodies -> "IKEA!"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Cast

Parody Song Title:

"IKEA!"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

IKEA!

The most hard-to-read plans from their big stocks
Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, Ikea
All the heavy-ass boards and some screws in a single box!
Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, Ikea

Ikea!
I just bought some crap from Ikea
And suddenly I need
To think more like a Swede
Or be.....

Ikea!
I'm missing a part from Ikea
Oh, suddenly it's found!
It fell right on the ground
By me.....

Ikea! Find peg and the right hole I'm praying
The muscles in my arms I'm Ben-Gaying

Ikea!
What moron thought up this idea....
Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, Ikea
Ikea, Ikea, Ik-ouch! My knee-a

I'll see ya!
I'm not proud, there's a guy I'm paying
Now the dust in my kitchen needs spraying
I'll never go shopping
Ikea
The most hard-to-grasp plans that I ever read
Ikea!


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CML - November 22, 2019 - Report this comment
My nephew was obliged to waste an afternoon assembling an IKEA dresser that his wife bought without any warning. Afterward, he groused on Facebook, "I could have carved a dresser out of.a tree faster."
CML - November 22, 2019 - Report this comment
^^^Whereupon, I posted this helpful hint .... "Add the phrase, 'using a butter knife' for that extra comedic punch. That way you'll get to spend an entire month in the doghouse, as opposed to a mere weekend."
Skip Briggs - July 09, 2023 - Report this comment
Great work! I did a cover of this song to your lyrics. Thought you might want to hear stuff you do actually put to music. It's an Mp3 file on my Google drive with public access. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nD5VhyJCk2aarDr7CAY70690_4lmqgbR/view?usp=drive_link

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