When you’re Dregsdreck
You get wrecked every day
First you get out of bed
Then put ten drinks away

By 1 PM
A new bottle’s in hand
To start guzzling down
A Russian vodka brand

He’s drinkin’ alone
So he won’t be suspected
Of still getting stoned
He’d said that he’d reject it
In stealth he’ll fetch it
He would inject it

When vodka’s fetched
He’ll guzzle it away
Truth was very far stretched
When he pledged that he’d stay
Alcohol-cleansed
He’d made a jest

Bends it, Dregsdreck
Can’t keep that elbow down
Many gallons to swig
Of Bourbon, golden brown

When you’re Dregsdreck
You’re the drinkingest thing
Dribbles roll down his hand
As he’s slurpin’ that Sting(er)

Dregsdreck has a beer
But in it he is mixin’
Vodka crystal-clear
Up the DT’s it’s fixin’
Soon in it’s kickin’

Beer for Dregsdrack
Alone doesn’t go well
So he has gotta make it
As potent as hell

Cheers up, Dregsdreck
When he’s got by his side
The bottle that he found
Lost when he was pie-eyed

It was just a line
When he said he was givin’
Up drink, don’t feel fine
’less down throat vodka’s driven
Makes life worth livin’!

Here comes the wetness
That is such a treat
The last time that he drank
It was breakfast booze neat

Then a whole
Endless
Vodka
Chuggin’
Suite