Say, Kate
You heard on NBC
That friend of Melanie
He has a brand-new key
That friend is me, Kate
I do not think it wrong
Grab your new roller skates
And come along.

Now his invite was what she needs
Kate’s last five dates were bweeds
This guy looks cool. he doesn’t drool
“Okay, I’ll come. Proceed”

(Guy) I cannot wait, Kate
(Kate) I want to see your key
That started you and me.
All thanks to Melanie
(Guy) You thrill my heart, Kate
I’ll never do you wrong
(Kate) I’ll grab my roller skates
And come along.

Now I think that it’s understood
Their date was more than good
With tearful eye she breathed a sigh
And he could hear her say

My dearest playmate, let me so clearly state
I’ll keep your brand-new key; you keep my roller skates
Keep them in luster; protect this brand-new chrome
And maybe one fine day, we’ll share a home.