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Song Parodies -> "The "Pirate Master" stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)"

Original Performer:

Xavier Atencio

Parody Song Title:

"The "Pirate Master" stinks"

Parody Written by:

Psycho Librarian

The Lyrics

I decided to give Mark Burnett's "Pirate Master" a viewing. This is my response.
Mark Burnett should be ashamed.
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!
He newest show is really lame.
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! The "Pirate Master" stinks!

They're not from the Carribean.
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!
All they're doing is cashing in.
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! The "Pirate Master" stinks!

We really wish that ship had sank.
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!
It's much less fun than walking the plank!
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! The "Pirate Master" stinks!

Blackbeard's ghost is screaming in pain.
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!
The Devil is making him watch it again!
Turn off your TV's, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! The "Pirate Master" stinks!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   2
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2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Of course it's not from the Carrabean - it's from Burbank just like everything else on TV. Fives for hitting the nail on the head.
Ann Hammond - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Guest - February 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I had a hard time following the pacing so I might give 4, but I'll give 5 to the other categories.

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