-> "Slasher Film 2,525"
Original Song Title:
"In The Year 2525"
Parody Song Title:
"Slasher Film 2,525"
The Lyrics
Slasher Film 2,525
[rubato…out of time at the discretion of the viewer trying to stay awake]
Slasher film 2,525
The “cute chick” stays alive
The “dork” will not survive
We don’t mind…
[a tempo…resume the tempo of every string screeching horror movie soundtrack ever ripped-off from Psycho]
Slasher film 3,535
Nightmare On Elm Street…Thirty-One…girlfriend sighs,
“Please don’t think I’m in a bad mood
But I’m more scared…of this Drive-In food…”
Slasher film 4,545
Chisel against the teeth…ice-picks in eyes
Now, I don’t mean to cause a fuss
Don’t need to see that pancreas
Slasher film 5,555
Your arms are cut-off clean at your sides
You say, “It don’t hurt a bit”…
Oops…wrong song…that’s a Monty Python skit
Slasher film 6,565
Some guy dressed like his mother…wielding a knife
Why does she stay…in that haunted house
Wearing hot-pants and a see-through blouse ?…Boo…yeah…
[key change…while you pause the video…then forward slowly until the lighting is “just right”]
Slasher film 7,510
Please ! I need to see Jamie Lee again
She’s still hot and she’s looking fine
Just like my Grammie…they both are Eighty-Nine
Slasher film 8,510
Kids decide they should go camping again
Maybe they should have thought about it first
Not picked October Thirty-First…Duhhh…ooo
[Another key change while you shake your head and start to wonder]
Slasher film 9,595
I'm kinda wondering just how this genre stays alive
I’ve seen beheadings…watched the entrails ooze
And that’s just by watching the Evening NEWS…oh…no
[rubato again while you go to your Netflix account and put Bambi at the top of your queue]
Now I’ve seen ten-thousand flicks
“worst of” bombs and “best of” picks
The sequels never stop
“Over” has no “top”
But as the splatter flies
And “teens” meet their demise
It’s now time to discuss
Maybe these themes are dear to us…
Body count 2,525
The hope was still alive
But it cannot survive
If we find
Body count 3,525
Body count 4,545 (etc.)
(repeat and fade)
IB
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