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Song Parodies -> "Time But No Reason"
Original Song Title:
"Time of the Season"
Original Performer:
Zombies
Parody Song Title:
"Time But No Reason"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Never golfed, never will.
I got time and no reason
When the sun gets high
For this time, give to me an iron
And let it fly
With shaky hands
To take you and my son to
pricey greens
To show every one
It’s the time but no reason for golfing
What’s this game?
(It’s so lame)
Where’s my caddy?
(Careless laddie, he bitch)
Likes to bitch like me
Bellyachin’
(Bellyachin”)
All the time
(Everytime we go)
To play through on the seventh hole
Moving very slowly
Yellin’ “Fore”
I really need to “go”
It’s the time but no reason for golfing
What’s this game?
(It’s so lame)
Where’s my caddy?
(Careless laddie, he bitch)
Likes to bitch like me
Hits the lake in
(Swings he’s takin’)
All the time
(Every time he blows)
He blows shots, twenty over par
Hittin’ it so slowly
Missed the putt
I really want to go
We got time but no reason for golfing
When the sun gets high
For this time, give to me an iron
And let it fly
With shaky hands
To take you and my son to
pricey greens
To show every one
It’s the time but no reason for golfing
What’s this game?
(It’s so lame)
Where’s my caddy?
(Careless laddie, he bitch)
Likes to bitch like me
Bellyachin’
(Bellyachin”)
All the time
(Everytime we go)
To play through on the seventh hole
Moving very slowly
Yellin’ “Fore”
I really need to “go”
It’s the time but no reason for golfing
What’s this game?
(It’s so lame)
Where’s my caddy?
(Careless laddie, he bitch)
Likes to bitch like me
Hits the lake in
(Swings he’s takin’)
All the time
(Every time he blows)
He blows shots, twenty over par
Hittin’ it so slowly
Missed the putt
I really want to go
We got time but no reason for golfing
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This one isn't under par by any means. :-)
he he he he
Let's wish a happy 78th Birthday, today to the ~Great 007~, Sir Sean Connery, who is not a bad duffer, either!!
I suppose the crabgrass is named after golfer temperaments. This one is on par for a parody. And they claim golf is a relaxing sport, who're they kidding?
Good one Rick! Tim, golf IS relaxing! So long as you hit about 100 shots exactly as you would like to. In a row. :)
Peregrin, I would have thought 18 shots exactly as I would like to would suffice. :-)
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