-> "It's A Long Way To The Shop If You Want a Bacon Roll"
Original Song Title:
"It's A Long Way To The Top"
Parody Song Title:
"It's A Long Way To The Shop If You Want a Bacon Roll"
The Lyrics
Going to the corner shop
Traffic really slow
I don’t want to wait
If you really want to know
Getting hungry
Being serious
So hungry
Get delirious
Really starving
So much I shook
I told the shop guy
I’m hungrier than I look
It’s a long way to the shop
If you want a bacon roll
It’s a long way to the shop
If you want a bacon roll
If you think it’s easy waiting in a queue
So hungry and starving, need something to chew
It’s a long way to the shop
If you want a bacon roll
Hungry, starving
Is what I am
I just need a sandwich
Even with some ham
Getting ravenous
Feeling tired
My brain is
Knotted wire
I look the
Opposite of grand
That’s what my body looks like
When food is a demand
It’s a long way to the shop
If you want a bacon roll
It’s a long way to the shop
If you want a bacon roll
If I punch you, I’m not being mean
Waiting for food this long is really obscene
It’s a long way to the shop
If you want a bacon roll
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