Trip's too easy? Have a need
For a holiday challenge? Alright
Come stay somewhere that's no breeze
Except for the winds that will slice
It's the season that you'll find
The friggin' fanciest igloo
Head on down for a time
Where lips are all that will be blue, yeah

Come to the ice-made hotel
It's an ice-made hotel
Ice-made hotel
That's right, an ice-made hotel

Who needs nice beach restin'?
Here, each step's a risk to fall down
And I feel you'll hate missin'
The joy of wearin' ten shirts now
Don't wrap up too much, dude
Or your bed might become damp
Sounds awkward, but you see
You can't deny it's not unique, man
Whoo!

Come to the ice-made hotel
Ice-made hotel
Heard right, an ice-made hotel
Ice-made hotel

Mmmm, so frosty
Hey, 'ey, ow!

Come to the ice-made hotel
Freezin' ice-made hotel
Try out the ice-made hotel
Chilled-out ice-made hotel
Ice-made hotel (don't diss the ice-made hotel)
Ice-made hotel (ice-made hotel)
Ice-made hotel (come on, ice-made hotel)
Ice-made hotel

New one each year, sounds
Quite insane, wow!
Please try the ice-made hotel