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Song Parodies -> "XINN"
Original Song Title:
"TNT"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"XINN"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
"Dont you upset Bri" ... refers to CNN anchor Brian Stelter's videotaped crying jag
See us lying 'bout Corona
On your .. airport telescreen
Out for all that Xi can get get
If you know what we mean
No one to the left of us
Beijing's to the right
Dont deal in truth
Dont get facts right
Dont you upset BrI
Cause were XINN, we're Chinamite
XINN, and we love the blight
XINN, we're the Mao Tse toads
XINN, flush down commode
We're dirty, mean; fake news machine
Serving "Asshoe" land*
Peking underling numba' one
Understand?
So talk down the Death Lab
Diss chloroquine
Dont challenge death toll
Bow to Jinping
The network's backing Mao
Ratings going down
Cause we're XINN, we're China Lite
XINN, exploit the blight
XINN, we're in kow tow mode
XINN, makes us implode
Yes, we're XINN, were China's mice
XINN, its our bowl of rice
XINN, we're the Mao Zetodes
XINN, flushed down commode
XINN, we're Chinamite
XINN, and we love a blight
XINN, we're the Mao pant load
XINN, watch us ... (do some damn thing that rhymes with explode)
On your .. airport telescreen
Out for all that Xi can get get
If you know what we mean
No one to the left of us
Beijing's to the right
Dont deal in truth
Dont get facts right
Dont you upset BrI
Cause were XINN, we're Chinamite
XINN, and we love the blight
XINN, we're the Mao Tse toads
XINN, flush down commode
We're dirty, mean; fake news machine
Serving "Asshoe" land*
Peking underling numba' one
Understand?
So talk down the Death Lab
Diss chloroquine
Dont challenge death toll
Bow to Jinping
The network's backing Mao
Ratings going down
Cause we're XINN, we're China Lite
XINN, exploit the blight
XINN, we're in kow tow mode
XINN, makes us implode
Yes, we're XINN, were China's mice
XINN, its our bowl of rice
XINN, we're the Mao Zetodes
XINN, flushed down commode
XINN, we're Chinamite
XINN, and we love a blight
XINN, we're the Mao pant load
XINN, watch us ... (do some damn thing that rhymes with explode)
*Refers to a video of a Hong Kong protester saying, "Donald Trump! Dont trust China; China is asshoe"
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I'll help you with that last line. "XINN, truth not bestowed" or "XINN, facts to decode" or "XINN, I'll discommode". Nicely done.
Thanks, Arch. First one would be the best bet .... Of course, what I did was cheating, but you get a couple of passes each year for that in accordance with Amiright Pacing By-law APB2-207 (a (2ii)) Its something most newbies aren't aware of, mainly because I pulled it out of my descending colon about 10 seconds ago
Thanks, Mike. What does this comment mean? Can you explain it to me so I can get the "joke?"
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