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Song Parodies -> "It's the Wrong Way to the Shop if you Wanna Sausage Roll"
Original Song Title:
"It's a Long Way to the Top if u wanna Rock n Roll"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"It's the Wrong Way to the Shop if you Wanna Sausage Roll"
Parody Written by:
Rik Goldsmith
The Lyrics
As this is a US site, Gregg's is a popular UK bakery chain famed for their sausage rolls (among many other bakery products!)
Walkin' down the high street
Somethin' for my soul
Food wafts outta doorways
Wanna sausage roll
Then a van
Pulls over
Outta nowhere
Far from home
Asks the way
Almost begs
I told them folks
Just follow me to Gregg's
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
"If you think it's easy doin' three point turns
Try drivin' when your tummy yearns"
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
Walk in Greggs' door
Make you wanna cry
They don't have to hard sell
Know the reason why...
Sausage roll
Festive Bake
Even these days...
Vegan Bakes (ðŸ˜'?)
Gettin' sold
Second chance
Here come the folks
Now they parked the van
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
If you wanna make it safely 'cross the street
Look out! it's rough & mean
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way
It's the wrong way
It's the wrong way
Gone the wrong way
Somethin' for my soul
Food wafts outta doorways
Wanna sausage roll
Then a van
Pulls over
Outta nowhere
Far from home
Asks the way
Almost begs
I told them folks
Just follow me to Gregg's
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
"If you think it's easy doin' three point turns
Try drivin' when your tummy yearns"
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
Walk in Greggs' door
Make you wanna cry
They don't have to hard sell
Know the reason why...
Sausage roll
Festive Bake
Even these days...
Vegan Bakes (ðŸ˜'?)
Gettin' sold
Second chance
Here come the folks
Now they parked the van
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
If you wanna make it safely 'cross the street
Look out! it's rough & mean
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way to the shop
if you wanna sausage roll
It's the wrong way
It's the wrong way
It's the wrong way
Gone the wrong way
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (13.11.20) I'm no singer nor musician, so if you are & want to do a version, please send me your version & lots of royalties!
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