The following is true in China
Only the plot has been changed
To protect Ms. Rowling -

Well she wrote that book 'bout a wizard
and the children bought it up
gonna make a film now and a million pounds
just to finish it off
writers block'll stop her, for a while

But they're desperate in China, they've got the plot
on typewriter, and they wrote it down
If you want the product, just slightly wrong
just wanna ghost-write stories all night long
yeah, rip-off

They've got holes in the plot
They've got cash by the ton
They've cleaned up on the lot
and they're stealing JK's millions

cause they've got her name on the cover
but that isn't true
well it was good book
when the publishers knew
with the profits they took

but there is an anonymous author
with a story to write
and with the imposter churning out these books
without the legal right's
they'll be a lawsuit comin'

just you wait -
one of these days the official books out
with a thousand posters stuck all over town
a publisher's blues, promotion you lose
shouting out "buy this book", like you have any choice

no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book
no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book

promotion for free
no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book
no there Ain't no way, out in China today,
I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book

lawsuits can reach far
no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book
no no no no no no no
no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book

money from publishing (well there ain't no way)
Oh no, (well there ain't no way)
with writers block (well there ain't no way)
in legal wrangles (well there ain't no way)
no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book
no there Ain't no way, I'll wait round for the next Harry Potter book