-> "You Donīt Know Jack"
Original Song Title:
"The Jack"
Parody Song Title:
"You Donīt Know Jack"
Parody Written by:
Know 1 can hear you dream & Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
You called me a queen
You payed for the cab
I was noddin' and smilin'
Just slippin' the tab
You were scratchin' your pair
But you were too slow
My act was wild
And your brow is low
So how was you to know that I was all male before
Said I'd always been a big girl, but you should have known
From my bulging adam's apple
and the bi-ceps and the butt
You're workin' hard to get it on
But you're touchin' nuts
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! Jack!, Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
You don't know Jack!
Poker-faced, I'm the card
Poker (strip) will arouse us
Poker straight ain't that hard
That it shows in my trousers
You think I'm fast
You think I'm loose
So jump in the car
Let's take a cruise
But how are you to know I bend a gender around?
Though I'm literally pneumatic
I think you should have felt
That all my curves' erratic
And the way I lead the dance
I've got a big surprise for you
Hidden in my pants
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
Etc
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